Storytime!

Ryan says I shouldn't tell stories until I have a trilogy, but what do I care? He's so old and feeble now, I ain't scared. So, here are my two favorite stories from Hawaii:

Oahu, HI: So we went to Waimea Bay in the North Shore today to check out big wave surf. After being warned by the lifeguards that the water was unsafe, three Japanese dudes decided to swim (drown) in triple-overhead waves. One of the guys really started struggling and just as the lifeguard was going in for him, he starts staggering up the shore --- birth naked!! I guess the waves ripped off his trunks. Everyone on the beach (including his friends and the lifeguard) were dying laughing. What's a naked dude to do? Continue to run around wildly whilst holding his junk in his hand until a hairy, overweight stranger swaddles him in a towel, of course!

Maui, HI: We were beginning our mountain hike when we happened across a family --- mom dad and two young boys. As we approached and said hi, the older brother yells "My brother just lost his FIRST TOOTH!!" Aw, that's nice, right? We smile and keep going when the brother continues to yell "Yeah, he was bending over taking a POOP and his tooth FELL OUT!! Ahahaha!" The little brother was standing there blinking in silence, all shell-shocked. The poor kid is scarred for life. He's going to think every time he takes a crap, teeth will fall out. No picture...you're welcome.

The End.
- Meghan